Biwi ki yaad aa rahi hain.

Jawan: Sir, mujhe chhutti chahiye.

Major: Kya kaam hain?

Jawan: Biwi ki yaad aa rahi hain.

Major: Saaf kaho na, s** karna hain! Jaao, samne wali plywood me jo hole hain, waha apna kaam karlo.
Jawan ne aisa kiya, bahot maza aya.

Major: Ab batao, chhutti par jana hain?

Jawan: Nahi sir, bas, kaam ho gaya.

Major: Shabash! Ab plywood ke pechhe se dusre jawan ko nikalo aur tum jhuk kar Murga ban jaao. kuch aur jawan chhutti mang rahe hain.....